Patronizing You (8:39:42 PM): DONT JUMP BILL
Patronizing You (8:39:46 PM): LISTEN TO YOUR OWN SONG
Supercoolguy303 (8:39:53 PM): ZOOM INTO YOURSELF!
Patronizing You (8:39:57 PM): ROFLROFLROFL
- Location:bed
Supercoolguy303 (9:59:25 PM) : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaSDk1hm7
Patronizing You (10:00:14 PM) : WHAT? XD WHAT???? WHAT???????
Supercoolguy303 (10:00:22 PM) : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Supercoolguy303 (10:02:33 PM) : So how about that Daughtry?
Supercoolguy303 (10:02:36 PM) : ROFLROFLROFL
Patronizing You (10:02:38 PM) : god no
Patronizing You (10:02:42 PM) : just no
Supercoolguy303 (10:03:06 PM) : I was looking up Shinedown songs on Youtube and that was in the related vids
Patronizing You (10:03:37 PM) : i'll try to forgive you for linking it to me, and also for liking shinedown
Supercoolguy303 (12:51:56 AM) : $3000! that's more money than Bill's jacket!
Patronizing You (12:52:05 AM) : I know!!!!! such nonsense
Supercoolguy303 (12:52:15 AM) : XDDDDD
Patronizing You (12:52:17 AM) : i wonder if bill's hair gets its own jacket
Supercoolguy303 (12:52:56 AM) : I wonder if he has to wear the big funnel thing around his neck to stop him from messing with his hair
Patronizing You (12:53:03 AM) : ROFLROFL
- Mood:
amused
Four First Names of Crushes I Had
I'm guessing this means a crush that was never reciprocated or that I was too chickenshit to admit to, so...
1. Corey
2. Tim (I think that was his name anyway. This is hard.)
3. Adam (Ahhh, middle school. Wait... these were all in middle school. )
4. Uhhh .... JakeGyllenhaal.
Four Pieces of Clothing I Wish I Still Owned
1. My ridiculously awesome Mp3 shirt from threadless. It was my favorite shirt in all the land and is decomposing in some landfill now, ripped to shreds. I should have kept it and made pompoms.
2. My sandals that looked kind of like they were a woven basket material. For no apparent reason I loved them viciously and as with most things, the force of my love destroyed them.
3. My brown hooded sweater that I lent to a friend. It was my very favorite thing to wear in fall and she borrowed it and disappeared into the night. I hope it keeps her warm in distant lands.
4. The warm black felt coat that my pet rat chewed up. I would have much preferred my coat to have chewed up my pet rat.
Four Professions I Secretly Want to Try
1. Secretly, huh? Uhmm okay then, acting, I suppose. Like in plays. And only plays I liked.
2. Comic artist. Is that even a secret to anyone? I doubt it but there it is.
3. Professional sexy guy dater.
4. Honestly. if I knew what profession I wanted to be I'd be in school for it.
Four Musicians I’d Most Want to Go On a Date With
1. Bushido. The German, not the Way of the Warrior. JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED.
2. Mika. But I'd have a feeling we'd just end up checking out guys together at the mall.
3. Any member of Dir en grey. Or all of them at once.
4. I bet Jake Gyllenhaal has written at least one song or limmerick.
Four Foods I’d Rather Throw Than Eat
1. Pudding.
2. Onions.
3. Combos.
4. Celery.
Someone come to my house. I want to have a pudding-onions-combos-celery fight.
Four Things I Like to Sniff
1. Arm & Hammer Essentials Lavender & White Linen Dryer Sheets. I am so serious. Buy these and sniff them.
2. Victoria's Secret "Pure Seduction" body mist. It's apparently Casaba melon, plum, and freesia but I just call it a nose orgy.
3. Craig.
4. My clothes to see if I can get another day out of them. HAAAA kidding. Yeah, totally kidding.
Patronizing You (11:23:13 PM) : Can you remember anyone I ever had a serious crush on that I never told them
Imperfect Genome (11:23:24 PM) : ummm
Imperfect Genome (11:23:29 PM) : Jesus?
Patronizing You (11:23:34 PM) : I'm trying to do this meme and the very first question is making me come up bla-SIUHFIUSHFIUSHFIUSHFIU
Imperfect Genome (11:23:43 PM) : :)
- Location:mah room
- Mood:
hungry - Music:George Lopez on tv
Sometimes real life is just far, far better than satire could ever hope to be as proven by this article explaining just why we need a Christian alternative to yoga.
Patronizing You (6:23:34 PM) : For the next 22 years I was heavily involved with yoga, metaphysics and the New Age movement until I came to the end of myself and surrendered my life to Jesus Christ in 1987.
I call yoga “the missionary arm of Hinduism and the New Age movement.” We don’t often think of other religions having missionaries, but the philosophy and practice of yoga have been primary tools of Hindu “missionaries” to America since “Indian priest and mystic” Swami Vivekananda introduced yoga to the West at the 1893 World’s Fair in Chicago.
I call yoga “the missionary arm of Hinduism and the New Age movement.” We don’t often think of other religions having missionaries, but the philosophy and practice of yoga have been primary tools of Hindu “missionaries” to America since “Indian priest and mystic” Swami Vivekananda introduced yoga to the West at the 1893 World’s Fair in Chicago.
LCSarBlack (6:24:17 PM) : ROFLLLLL
Patronizing You (6:25:45 PM) : Perhaps you have sensed uneasiness while doing yoga (what some call a “check in your spirit”), but you ignored that quiet nudge. I urge you to pay attention to it. Jesus Himself said, “…the sheep follow Him, for they know His voice” (John 10:4).
Patronizing You (6:25:52 PM) : omgomgomgomg
Patronizing You (6:26:19 PM) : Woman: *Pauses while twisted into a pretzel* ...I have the strangest feeling I just damned my soul.
LCSarBlack (6:26:39 PM) : FJDKSLJFLDKSJLFSD
LCSarBlack (6:27:29 PM) : woman: *does a bridge and pauses* I think I felt my soul break into a million pieces. Oh wait, no. That was just my hamstring being pulled
LCSarBlack (6:27:37 PM) : same difference, really
Patronizing You (6:27:37 PM) : XDDDDDDDDDDD
Patronizing You (6:30:09 PM) : Did you know that yoga postures are offerings to the 330 million Hindu gods?
Patronizing You (6:30:20 PM) : OH LORD BOLD RED TEXT
LCSarBlack (6:30:21 PM) : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Patronizing You (6:30:29 PM) : I AM SUFFICIENTLY SCARED ENOUGH TO BUY YOUR BOOK
LCSarBlack (6:30:30 PM) : you wanna know something REALLY FUNNY
Patronizing You (6:30:36 PM) : What XDDDDDD
LCSarBlack (6:31:05 PM) : Outside of Judaism and Islam, Hinduism is the religion most like Christianity. In some ways, it's more like Christianity than the other two
LCSarBlack (6:31:25 PM) : And I say that because all of those "330 million gods" or whatever are all just different personality aspects of ONE GOD
LCSarBlack (6:31:34 PM) : they're not actually separate gods
LCSarBlack (6:32:15 PM) : And then there are the three major aspects of the one god: Kali (the destroyer), Vishnu (life and the present), and someone else who I can't remember who was the beginning XD
LCSarBlack (6:32:34 PM) : but those three are all one with the one major God whose name I can't remember either XDDD
Patronizing You (6:32:45 PM) : SARAH, THIS THINKING LEADS YOU AWAY FROM THE BABY JESUS
LCSarBlack (6:32:50 PM) : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LCSarBlack (6:33:02 PM) : I'd never thought about it until our PREACHER LIT TEACHER pointed it out to us xD
LCSarBlack (6:33:12 PM) : PREACHER TEACHER XD
LCSarBlack (6:33:15 PM) : IT RHYMES
Patronizing You (6:33:15 PM) : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LCSarBlack (6:33:35 PM) : but yeah I thought that was interesting.
LCSarBlack (6:33:47 PM) : so it's not like these people even understand what they're arguing against XD
Patronizing You (6:33:51 PM) : Satan is always interesting, Sarah
Patronizing You (6:33:56 PM) : Just remember that
LCSarBlack (6:33:56 PM) : JGKSLRJFLDSJLFe
Edited to add perhaps the best line in the whole article:
But Yoga is NOT Meat!
Edited to add perhaps the best line in the whole article:
But Yoga is NOT Meat!
- Mood: amused
- Music:The Beatles - Hey Jude
- Mood: amused
Patronizing You (7:27:34 PM) : "Mark my words," the Democratic vice presidential nominee warned at the second of his two Seattle fundraisers Sunday. "It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. The world is looking. We're about to elect a brilliant 47-year-old senator president of the United States of America. Remember I said it standing here if you don't remember anything else I said. Watch, we're gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy."
Patronizing You (7:27:48 PM) : *head tilts allllll the way to the side* say whaaaat
The FieryCandle (7:28:31 PM) : i heard about that on the radio :O
The FieryCandle (7:28:37 PM) : such a weirdddd thing to say
Patronizing You (7:28:49 PM) : we're gonna need you to use your influence, your influence within the community, to stand with him. Because it's not gonna be apparent initially, it's not gonna be apparent that we're right."
Patronizing You (7:28:59 PM) : *head tilts around the other way*
The FieryCandle (7:29:18 PM) : xD
Patronizing You (7:29:42 PM) : So I'm asking you now, I'm asking you now, be prepared to stick with us. Remember the faith you had at this point because you're going to have to reinforce us."
Patronizing You (7:29:49 PM) : *head spins around and around*
Personally I have faith in Obama's ability to handle a foreign policy crisis, but for the love of god, Biden! You aren't far enough ahead in the polls to start telling voters they won't be safe unless they vote for McCain!
- Mood:
confounded
Patronizing You (6:34:19 PM) : http://www.zombiepumpkins.com/patterns-p
Marloch999 (6:34:32 PM) : cfhcgfhsedgfdykyf
Patronizing You (6:35:14 PM) : I'd use an obama pumpkin but I can just see mothers grabbing their precious babies and not letting them come here XDDD
Patronizing You (6:35:28 PM) : THATS LIBERAL CANDY
Marloch999 (6:35:32 PM) : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD NO BABY THAT HOUSE IS TAINTED
- Mood: amused
"Well... maybe you shoulda married Donald Trump!"
"Wait, what? That doesn't make any sense at all."
"If you wanna make sense then YOU make sense!"
- Mood: confused
As Fleur, you are popular, pretty and on the whole friendly, but you sometimes relish on your popularity too much. You are also talented with skills in sporting areas.
Let it be known that second on my list by 1% was Voldemort. And I am very least like Neville. :D Hurrah!
EDIT:
LCSarBlack (11:30:01 PM): OMG I JUST REMEMBERD
LCSarBlack (11:30:04 PM): REMEMBERED, EVEN
Patronizing You (11:30:09 PM): XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LCSarBlack (11:30:53 PM): I have to call people over the intercom to come back to automotives to get their cars, and someone's name today was Jondroakcarjedafd or something that was really really hard to sayh
LCSarBlack (11:31:03 PM): and I hiccuped in the middle of saying it xD
Patronizing You (11:31:11 PM): ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LCSarBlack (11:31:16 PM): and then I thought of you warking at that guy and died laughing and had to hang up the phone
Patronizing You (11:31:23 PM): ROFRLFOWRKGOIFJAGOIFJHIOFD
Patronizing You (11:31:30 PM): ROFLROFLROFLROFLRORLFORLFORLF
- Mood:
bored
LCSarBlack (10:07:52 PM): Wait.
LCSarBlack (10:08:04 PM): <|={D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LCSarBlack (10:08:06 PM): There we go
Patronizing You (10:08:30 PM): Omfg I hope that's a beard. Overwise we are both drowning in Dumbledore drool.
LCSarBlack (10:08:42 PM): It's his beard! xD
Patronizing You (10:08:45 PM): xDDDDD
LCSarBlack (10:08:53 PM): No, it's senile Dumbles. xD
LCSarBlack (10:09:15 PM): <|={D>~~
Patronizing You (10:09:19 PM): hfcuisaphfiudgh
( And also, general insanity )
- Mood: lolz
The following conversation took place in the car on the way to McDonald's.
Me: I want to see a production of Les Miserables where there's a Flamboyantly Gay Javert.
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tassyn: ::pulls up to McDonald's drive-thru menu:: ROFL Hot cakes and sausage! Omfg Javert likes his hot cakes with sausage.tassyn: I wish I could get that airfreshner off the vent. I put it up too high and no air comes through it.Me: I'll get it off! ::wrestles with it.:: Damn, this is an awful design. ::wrestles for ages on end:
tassyn: Speaking of Flamboyantly Gay Javert...Air Freshner: POP!
Me: Holy crap!
tassyn: WE FOUND THE PASSWORD!And after belting out Marius' lines in the car for a few minutes...
Me: You know, I can't do a guy without making him flamboyantly gay. ...Omfg that sounded so wrong.
Corinne: I always knew there was something weird about John.
And now for AIM gold :D
Marloch999 (8:40:51 PM): is that guy named tater salad (or something) in it?
Marloch999 (8:40:52 PM): i dont know!
Marloch999 (8:40:55 PM): i think he is
Marloch999 (8:40:58 PM): i dont know!
Patronizing You (8:41:07 PM): XDDDDDDD TATER SALAD?
Marloch999 (8:41:13 PM): IT WAS ON TV
Patronizing You (8:41:16 PM): WHAT XD
Patronizing You (8:41:22 PM): TATER SALAD
Marloch999 (8:41:24 PM): HE SAID TATER SALAD
Marloch999 (8:41:26 PM): OK
Marloch999 (8:41:26 PM): XD
Patronizing You (8:41:29 PM): WHO DID
Patronizing You (8:41:30 PM): XD
Marloch999 (8:41:32 PM): I DONT KNOW
Patronizing You (8:41:33 PM): TATER SALAD?!
Marloch999 (8:41:34 PM): ITS SOME TV SHOW
Marloch999 (8:41:35 PM): NO
Marloch999 (8:41:40 PM): TATER SALAD DID NOT SAY TATER SALAD
Patronizing You (9:36:00 PM): Omg yum homemade snowcream
LCSarBlack (9:36:06 PM): omg lucky
Patronizing You (9:36:25 PM): ::melts:: it's sooooooo good
LCSarBlack (9:36:44 PM): *munches brownies* :-D
LCSarBlack (9:37:07 PM): Damn you for making me want desert. xD
Patronizing You (9:37:46 PM): XDDDDDDDDD
LCSarBlack (9:38:02 PM): I mean
LCSarBlack (9:38:04 PM): dessert
LCSarBlack (9:38:06 PM): D:
LCSarBlack (9:38:20 PM): DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME WANT TO MOVE TO ARIZONA! >O
- Mood:
bouncy
However, when playing this game online you should exercise caution. See below. xD
Patronizing You (7:12:39 PM): If you pooop I'll wipe away allll of your pooop! When you'd poop I'd fight away all of your poop!!
Marloch999 (7:13:07 PM): O_____________________O
Patronizing You (7:13:15 PM): XDDDDDDDDDDD
Patronizing You (7:13:34 PM): It's that My Immortal song. xD
Marloch999 (7:13:50 PM): XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Marloch999 (7:13:59 PM): IF YOU POOP ILL WIPE AWAY ALL YOUR POOOOOP :D
Patronizing You (7:14:04 PM): xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Marloch999 (7:14:13 PM): omg i accidentally imed that to someone else x_x
Patronizing You (7:14:16 PM): fucisdhnfigvuadshniugisdug
- Mood:
ROFL
LCSarBlack (2:15:14 PM): Trix está para los niños.
Patronizing You (2:15:24 PM): Dijon mustard quest in the era of Pinecone Tonto.
Patronizing You (2:15:37 PM): Trix are for kids?!!! xD
LCSarBlack (2:15:52 PM): Ningún no ningún No. de no. Usted está siendo tonto.
Patronizing You (2:16:28 PM): Ninja! No, Ninja! NO! THE NO!!!! Mustard ascends Tonto.
LCSarBlack (2:17:41 PM): *da para arriba*
Patronizing You (2:17:58 PM): A PIRATE? WHERE?
- Mood: amused
( Much Gryffindor Capslock ensues! )
- Mood: amused
- Music:Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl
( Oh yeah and this )
- Mood:
still dumb - Music:Still Pawluh
Patronizing You (5:28:57 PM): OW
Patronizing You (5:28:58 PM): OMG OW
Patronizing You (5:29:04 PM): I JUST KILLED MY KNEE
Patronizing You (5:29:13 PM): Oh lord ow
Marloch999 (5:29:16 PM): >_<
Marloch999 (5:29:22 PM): YOU NEED CURRY AND ICE CREAM TO HEAL IT
Patronizing You (5:29:33 PM): I need skin grafts
Marloch999 (5:29:36 PM): O.O
Patronizing You (5:29:42 PM): i'm hemorrhaging
Marloch999 (5:29:59 PM): O.o
Marloch999 (5:30:24 PM): goin to lubridermmm
Patronizing You (5:30:42 PM): call 911 @.@
Patronizing You (5:30:45 PM): my kneeeee
Marloch999 (5:31:03 PM): @_@
Patronizing You (5:31:10 PM): Seriously. ;.; It's kind of red!
Patronizing You (5:31:15 PM): xD
Marloch999 (5:31:19 PM): i dont know what to do ;-;
Marloch999 (5:31:20 PM): ;-;
Patronizing You (5:31:23 PM): Jk xD
Marloch999 (5:31:30 PM): >o
Marloch999 (5:31:37 PM): liars only get curry and ice cream for dinner >o
- Mood:
injured - Music:Steely Dan
Marloch999 (3:51:42 PM): ZING
patroni ZING you (3:51:45 PM): xD
Marloch999 (3:51:48 PM): ZING
patroni ZING you (3:51:53 PM): psh xD
Marloch999 (3:51:56 PM): ZING
Marloch999 (3:52:02 PM): xD
patroni ZING you (3:52:09 PM): "Shannon, stop scheming plots to blow up Africa at the Pentagon!"
patroni ZING you (3:52:11 PM): ROFLROFL
Marloch999 (3:52:21 PM): yup, I know that's where you are
patroni ZING you (3:52:48 PM): No I'm not!! xD I'm at home!!! One minute away from you!!!
Marloch999 (3:52:52 PM): LIAR!
Marloch999 (3:53:15 PM): ohp? What's that? Hey shannon, you better go I think I hear the president calling you
patroni ZING you (3:53:37 PM): I am the president. >D That decoy Bush is just a cover up.
patroni ZING you (3:53:52 PM): Oops! Did I say that out loud??
Marloch999 (3:54:06 PM): Oh, that's why I saw bush at your house mowing your lawn and cleaning the house!
patroni ZING you (3:54:18 PM): ROFL XD
patroni ZING you (3:54:38 PM): change your icon xD
Marloch999 (3:54:54 PM): NO xD
patroni ZING you (3:54:59 PM): DO IT XD
Marloch999 (3:55:09 PM): NO XD
patroni ZING you (3:55:18 PM): YES XD
Marloch999 (3:55:22 PM): NO XD
patroni ZING you (3:55:28 PM): NOW XD
Marloch999 (3:55:32 PM): NO XD
patroni ZING you (3:55:51 PM): I, THE PRESIDENT, COMMAND YOU TO CHANGE YOUR ICON!
Marloch999 (3:56:10 PM): *clears throat and gets ready to say a long speech*
patroni ZING you (3:56:16 PM): ROFL
Marloch999 (3:57:08 PM): On the 31st of October, it was the holiday we know as Halloween, Shannon French has invaded our property by rolling butt-cleaning products upon our trees, thus, one of the America's many laws include no invading property without a proper treaty, therefore
Marloch999 (3:57:11 PM): YOU SUCK
patroni ZING you (3:57:24 PM): ROFLROFLROFL
patroni ZING you (3:57:32 PM): You know you liked it. xD
Marloch999 (3:57:43 PM): I didn't like cleaning it up the next day
patroni ZING you (3:57:44 PM): Not everyone can say they got rolled on Halloween!
Marloch999 (3:57:45 PM): >O
patroni ZING you (3:57:54 PM): Only the special can. xD
Marloch999 (3:57:58 PM): xD
Marloch999 (3:58:02 PM): nice cover up
Marloch999 (3:58:02 PM): but
Marloch999 (3:58:03 PM): haha
Marloch999 (3:58:04 PM): no
patroni ZING you (3:58:08 PM): ROFL
patroni ZING you (3:58:32 PM): Still. Change your icon.
patroni ZING you (3:58:35 PM): xD
Marloch999 (3:58:42 PM): MAKE ME *pulls out katana*
patroni ZING you (3:58:59 PM): Oooh no you just didn't. ::Pulls out a.... broom::
Marloch999 (4:04:25 PM): Oh yes I just did
- Mood:
i feel twelve LOL
Patronizing You: PREEOOW
Iets fall apart: REOWRR
Patronizing You: MRWWWOORRRTOOO
Iets fall apart: MOOWWHH
Iets fall apart: ROFLFL
Iets fall apart: GUHROWUL
Patronizing You: PIIKUUPIIIKUUU
Patronizing You: ROOOFL
Iets fall apart: TIKU TIKU
- Mood:
happy
- Mood: amused
