You wanna know what's new? Well, I'll TELL you what's new.


I got my first car, that's what's new!!

It's an older chevrolet that's only had one previous owner, a little old lady that used it to drive back and forth from town for groceries. It's low mileage and in great, great shape. It's light blue and smells like freedom, or old people or something. Whatever the smell, I'm getting it insured tomorrow or Friday and I shall douse it in youth and buy a cd player for it and then it will be the greatest car to ever live. Because it's mine.