Heee. Alec and Corinne got Gryffinclaw. This thing is soooo accurate. I assume Sarah would get Gryffinpuff. Take the quiz, Sarah. >O

Uhm, okay so I haven't updated in a long time so I'm going to do one of those "list entries" to kidn of summarize whatever it is I'm gonna say. I never plan these things.

1. An Elvis impersonator came through my lane at work and totally hit on me. In character. He had gigantic daimond rings on every finger and big purple aviator sunglasses on. He even sounded like Elvis. Wow. He gave me his card and I keep it in the big pocket of my Wal-Mart vest for good luck, along with the "What a Friend We Have in Jesus" pamphlet that another customer gave to me. I'm going to collect all the weird crap people give me. Since I've already gotten two things I'm thinking there will be a lot. It shall be great.

2. Finally got a day off from work, so I decided it was time to swim swim swim. Naked in the river + broad daylight = fun. I drove Alec and Corinne around and we ate at Chik-fil-A. With all the windows down to fight back the heat, Corinne and I singing as loud as we can in the front seat and Alec staring serenely out the window, I realized it was one of those days you remember for the rest of your life when you're young and beautiful and free. We chased geese in the park without a care in the world.

3. Second day off work. Went to get my paycheck! I won't say how much it is, but I will say that it's the best paycheck I've ever gotten yet in my lifetime. I put 250$ of it away, and took the rest to the mall. I only bought 3 shirts, though. I wanted to trade in my old DS for a DS lite but I forgot to bring the adaptor. Maybe another day. 

4. Drove to Austin's house. We parked the car and walked 2 miles to break into a pool around 11:00pm. Swimming at night is fun, and I found a frog. <3 We discovered that I have magical frog powers because I held out my hand with the frog in it, said "Get!" (in true Southern fashion) and he jumped immediately. Austin and I were like whooaaaaaa. So I tested my newfound super power and said "Get!" again and he freakin jumped again. I wonder if I shall use my new power for good or for evil. 

5. Walking the 2 miles back to my car was kind of scary and pretty at the same time. Austin lives in the middle of nowhere so there's basically just a long winding road with trees on either side. They were packed full of so many lightning bugs it looked like they were glittering. It smelled like flowers outside. I wish I had worn proper shoes for it. The blisters on my feet aren't pretty.

6. Worked today. It was busy as all hell. I sent Alec a message saying "My feet have shriveled up, my neck is broken, and my hands are worn down to nubs. THAT'S how busy it is." No lie. I've made a pretty good friend at work but for the life of me I cannot even guess at what her name might be. In fact, I don't know anyone's names and I've been there for almost four weeks. When did I become so terrible with names?? Got off work and bought a new pillow. I loooove my new pillow. Maybe now my neck will stop creaaakkiing.

7. Seedless watermelons = love.


Okay so that's almost everything. One more thing that I did with Disney and Halloween in mind.

Only the COOLEST people do fanart of fanartists. 

 

Yeah, today did not begin well. MY CELL PHONE DIED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT SO IT DIDN'T GET ME UP FOR WORK. fnudgiusgi Mom came in my room at like 9:10 going "aren't you up yet?!" and I'm all like "fhuisafhuygu?!" because I have to be at work at  9:45!!! So I throw myself into some clothes and try to turn on my phone only to find out that I had somehow LOCKED MYSELF OUT OF IT HFUDISGHIDHG But oh my god no time no time NO TIME! I leap out the front door looking a little somethin' like-a this:


So I DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT TO WORK and catch every red light between here and there, TAKE A WRONG TURN OH MY GOD and have to turn around and finally arrive at work 25 minutes late. I step out of the car and look down at my Wal-Mart vest, which was buttoned wrong, and realize OH MY GOD NO I FORGOT MY HAPPY BADGE :(((( so I can't freakin clock in. I have to have Debbie print me out a temporary badge and yes, yes, I KNOW ITS MY RESPONSIBILITY TO KEEP UP WITH IT KTHXDIE

I get put on the very first freaking lane 20 ITEMS OR LESS, OKAY. 20. ITEMS. OR. LESS. PLEASE TO BE NOT COMING THROUGH WITH 200$ WORTH OF GROCERIES. Hmmmm, how long til my break? WOW GREAT I FORGOT MY WATCH.

On my lunch break I scraped bumpers with the car next to me while pulling out of the parking lot omgwdhgeuheughiusheiuhs. I just drooooove away. :D My car doesn't have a scratch on it, and if theirs does I DO NOT CARE.

I BOUGHT A PINK WATCH HAHAHAHA. It matched my pink shoes and my pink shirt.

I still can't get into my goddamn phone. I AM A GENIUS. 


Yesterday was a good day, though. I think I'm paying for it with today. I fell asleep at 7am the night before because I was up ALL FREAKIN NIGHT on the phone with someone (you know who you are). Dad came in at 9am going "Blahblahblahb somethingsomething car" and I was like "hrrrnghhhhh" and fell back asleep. Mom came in at 2:00pm and said "Do you wanna go to the bank?!" and I was like "Hrrrccckkhhggghh?" and fell back to sleep. But when I woke up there was a gorgeously sexy car in the driveway and I couldn't just let it SIT there so I drove around the world. I made Alec come with because I don't wanna go by myseeeeeelf. :D Bought crap at Books-A-Million. Alec wanted to go to the mall so we did. Omg torture chairs at Brookstone. Omg coffee stuff. I bought Alec a book because I am so cool. Driving at night = fun. No, really. I like it.


Manic today. I miss my phoneeeee. Work again tomorrow. @____@