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Supercoolguy303 (9:59:25 PM) : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaSDk1hm7
Patronizing You (10:00:14 PM) : WHAT? XD WHAT???? WHAT???????
Supercoolguy303 (10:00:22 PM) : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Supercoolguy303 (10:02:33 PM) : So how about that Daughtry?
Supercoolguy303 (10:02:36 PM) : ROFLROFLROFL
Patronizing You (10:02:38 PM) : god no
Patronizing You (10:02:42 PM) : just no
Supercoolguy303 (10:03:06 PM) : I was looking up Shinedown songs on Youtube and that was in the related vids
Patronizing You (10:03:37 PM) : i'll try to forgive you for linking it to me, and also for liking shinedown
Supercoolguy303 (10:03:43 PM) : ROFL
Supercoolguy303 (10:04:15 PM) : Well this one song is always playing and I always thot he said Haley's comment not Comet
Supercoolguy303 (10:04:23 PM) : So I looked it up to clearify
Patronizing You (10:04:25 PM) : oh GOD they do that song?
Patronizing You (10:04:30 PM) : i hate them even more
Supercoolguy303 (10:04:34 PM) : XDDDDDDDDDD
Patronizing You (10:04:43 PM) : They remind me of that other band that sounds just like them
Patronizing You (10:04:46 PM) : whats their name
Patronizing You (10:04:59 PM) : lips of an angle band
Supercoolguy303 (10:05:00 PM) : Nickleback?
Supercoolguy303 (10:05:01 PM) : KJ
Patronizing You (10:05:02 PM) : YES
Supercoolguy303 (10:05:07 PM) : "DSAGJKLSJKLKLJDSH
DSAGHJHJD
JDSH:
LKDSAJ
:LH:
LJDSHL:
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L:l;
DSAGHJHJD
JDSH:
LKDSAJ
:LH:
LJDSHL:
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L:l;
Supercoolguy303 (10:05:09 PM) : Hinder
Patronizing You (10:05:12 PM) : oh
Supercoolguy303 (10:05:13 PM) : I hate Hinder
Patronizing You (10:05:16 PM) : THEY ARE ALL THE SAME
Patronizing You (10:05:20 PM) : THEY SOUND EXACTLY ALIKE
Supercoolguy303 (10:05:22 PM) : Nickleback is pretty bad too
Patronizing You (10:05:34 PM) : I thought nickelback DID do that song
Patronizing You (10:05:39 PM) : which just illustrates my point
Supercoolguy303 (10:06:18 PM) : There's like the slightest difference to them and my friend joey can tell the difference while me sitting there Oh hay I didnt know they did this song. Him: they dont Shinedown does, or Nickleback does
Supercoolguy303 (10:06:28 PM) : depending on the song
Supercoolguy303 (10:06:30 PM) : XDDDDDDDDDD
Patronizing You (10:06:35 PM) : ROFL
Patronizing You (10:06:57 PM) : god its like saying what these pennies arent at all alike this one is an 87 penny
Supercoolguy303 (10:07:10 PM) : NOT AT ALL
Supercoolguy303 (10:07:18 PM) : That one was made when you were born :B
Patronizing You (10:07:28 PM) : D'aw :B you noticed
Edit: Okay I lied. Here's some ToHo chat.
( GERMANY POWAAA... MAKE UP!! )
Edit: Okay I lied. Here's some ToHo chat.
( GERMANY POWAAA... MAKE UP!! )
I am now single after nearly 4 years of dating Craig. A lot of people have been remarking that I don't seem very upset or depressed or what have you. I really don't have a good explanation why I'm not falling to pieces. Maybe it's just because I saw the end coming for quite a while before it actually happened. Growing apart from someone you love is unbearable and oddly unstoppable.
Being single isn't so bad, but I'm definitely not used to it yet. Luckily I have people to keep me from feeling lonely. If i didn't have such great friends I'd be more of a wreck for sure.
As for work, I'm currently at Borders. It's a pretty decent job except for the fact that they won't give me any hours at all and I'm feeling choked for cash. Nothing is worse than a payday when you can't afford to buy anything fun. :,(
Man this is the world's most boring journal entry of all time. Something fun needs to happen asap. Like TH going on tour. I neeeeeed a TH concert like nobody's business. It'll take my mind off the fact that I can't afford to scamper up to New York for a signature.
- Mood:
tired
Supercoolguy303 (12:51:56 AM) : $3000! that's more money than Bill's jacket!
Patronizing You (12:52:05 AM) : I know!!!!! such nonsense
Supercoolguy303 (12:52:15 AM) : XDDDDD
Patronizing You (12:52:17 AM) : i wonder if bill's hair gets its own jacket
Supercoolguy303 (12:52:56 AM) : I wonder if he has to wear the big funnel thing around his neck to stop him from messing with his hair
Patronizing You (12:53:03 AM) : ROFLROFL
- Mood:
amused
Four First Names of Crushes I Had
I'm guessing this means a crush that was never reciprocated or that I was too chickenshit to admit to, so...
1. Corey
2. Tim (I think that was his name anyway. This is hard.)
3. Adam (Ahhh, middle school. Wait... these were all in middle school. )
4. Uhhh .... JakeGyllenhaal.
Four Pieces of Clothing I Wish I Still Owned
1. My ridiculously awesome Mp3 shirt from threadless. It was my favorite shirt in all the land and is decomposing in some landfill now, ripped to shreds. I should have kept it and made pompoms.
2. My sandals that looked kind of like they were a woven basket material. For no apparent reason I loved them viciously and as with most things, the force of my love destroyed them.
3. My brown hooded sweater that I lent to a friend. It was my very favorite thing to wear in fall and she borrowed it and disappeared into the night. I hope it keeps her warm in distant lands.
4. The warm black felt coat that my pet rat chewed up. I would have much preferred my coat to have chewed up my pet rat.
Four Professions I Secretly Want to Try
1. Secretly, huh? Uhmm okay then, acting, I suppose. Like in plays. And only plays I liked.
2. Comic artist. Is that even a secret to anyone? I doubt it but there it is.
3. Professional sexy guy dater.
4. Honestly. if I knew what profession I wanted to be I'd be in school for it.
Four Musicians I’d Most Want to Go On a Date With
1. Bushido. The German, not the Way of the Warrior. JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED.
2. Mika. But I'd have a feeling we'd just end up checking out guys together at the mall.
3. Any member of Dir en grey. Or all of them at once.
4. I bet Jake Gyllenhaal has written at least one song or limmerick.
Four Foods I’d Rather Throw Than Eat
1. Pudding.
2. Onions.
3. Combos.
4. Celery.
Someone come to my house. I want to have a pudding-onions-combos-celery fight.
Four Things I Like to Sniff
1. Arm & Hammer Essentials Lavender & White Linen Dryer Sheets. I am so serious. Buy these and sniff them.
2. Victoria's Secret "Pure Seduction" body mist. It's apparently Casaba melon, plum, and freesia but I just call it a nose orgy.
3. Craig.
4. My clothes to see if I can get another day out of them. HAAAA kidding. Yeah, totally kidding.
Patronizing You (11:23:13 PM) : Can you remember anyone I ever had a serious crush on that I never told them
Imperfect Genome (11:23:24 PM) : ummm
Imperfect Genome (11:23:29 PM) : Jesus?
Patronizing You (11:23:34 PM) : I'm trying to do this meme and the very first question is making me come up bla-SIUHFIUSHFIUSHFIUSHFIU
Imperfect Genome (11:23:43 PM) : :)
- Location:mah room
- Mood:
hungry - Music:George Lopez on tv
I finally got around to seeing Twilight today. Er, yesterday by now actually. It was... well. It was almost unfairly better than the book. I mean, don't get me wrong, it totally lived up to the hilarity I expected, but I just couldn't get over how they turned it into an almost-story with characters that had personalities. Freaky.
There were moments when I actually laughed out loud at how ridiculous things were. One instance of this was when Carlisle just walked into the room. MY GOD. He doesn't even look normal by vampire standards and he's supposed to blend in with humans every day? Other things that made me lol? Pretty much anything that Edward did or said.
On the subject of Edward, if you've read the books he's apparently supposed to be the pinnacle of absolute beauty and perfection, right? So what's the logical thing to do when casting him? Take a decently handsome guy (lol hair) and make him as unnattractive-looking as possible, DUH! It's almost cruel considering how they made Mr. Totally Nondescript and Not Remarkable in the Slightest Way Baddie Vamp kind of ...Oh, wow hot. The director also must think it's very sexy to be on the verge of tears 24/7 because seriously? I wanted to hand Edward a tissue, CONSTANTLY. He looked about three seconds from bawling from start to finish.
I can't say too much about any of the supporting cast because they had about two lines each. The majority of the acting was terribad and the scenes were dumb because the movie had to do what was in the book, unfortunately. But they improved on a few scenes, too. Off the top of my head I can say the Big Fight scene was a lot better than I expected and I actually covered my mouth in suprise at some bits. Mainly "Holy shit leg" and "holy shit HEAD!"
In conclusion, if I had to summarize Twilight in three words I would have to go with So Much Slowmo. So taken in by the epic slowmotion was I that I walked out to the car that way. Not only that, but because of all the slowmo walking scenes they used in the movie now there's none left for any other movie, ever. That's it, guys. All out.
Oh, and definitely go read Twilight in Fifteen Minutes. Lolarious.
- Mood: amused
Just got back from a 2-night stay up at Tennessee Tech visiting The Cousin. It's kind of nice every now and then to be plunged into an entirely new social circle, though being a relatively reserved person I mostly just "tread water." Dorm life looks like a lot of fun to me, but maybe that's just because I only ever catch a few short glimpses of it.
In other news, Craig bought me the Wrath of the Lich King EP!! I had fully expected to never play it, ever. I don't know if it'll get its hooks into me like it used to, but I have sort of missed being an awesome enhancement shaman. Won't get to install it til later tonight, though.
- Mood:
drained
(gooey sappy patriotic mush. you know you love it.)
ETA: Whuups. Fixed.
- Mood:
sleepy
Sometimes real life is just far, far better than satire could ever hope to be as proven by this article explaining just why we need a Christian alternative to yoga.
Patronizing You (6:23:34 PM) : For the next 22 years I was heavily involved with yoga, metaphysics and the New Age movement until I came to the end of myself and surrendered my life to Jesus Christ in 1987.
I call yoga “the missionary arm of Hinduism and the New Age movement.” We don’t often think of other religions having missionaries, but the philosophy and practice of yoga have been primary tools of Hindu “missionaries” to America since “Indian priest and mystic” Swami Vivekananda introduced yoga to the West at the 1893 World’s Fair in Chicago.
I call yoga “the missionary arm of Hinduism and the New Age movement.” We don’t often think of other religions having missionaries, but the philosophy and practice of yoga have been primary tools of Hindu “missionaries” to America since “Indian priest and mystic” Swami Vivekananda introduced yoga to the West at the 1893 World’s Fair in Chicago.
LCSarBlack (6:24:17 PM) : ROFLLLLL
Patronizing You (6:25:45 PM) : Perhaps you have sensed uneasiness while doing yoga (what some call a “check in your spirit”), but you ignored that quiet nudge. I urge you to pay attention to it. Jesus Himself said, “…the sheep follow Him, for they know His voice” (John 10:4).
Patronizing You (6:25:52 PM) : omgomgomgomg
Patronizing You (6:26:19 PM) : Woman: *Pauses while twisted into a pretzel* ...I have the strangest feeling I just damned my soul.
LCSarBlack (6:26:39 PM) : FJDKSLJFLDKSJLFSD
LCSarBlack (6:27:29 PM) : woman: *does a bridge and pauses* I think I felt my soul break into a million pieces. Oh wait, no. That was just my hamstring being pulled
LCSarBlack (6:27:37 PM) : same difference, really
Patronizing You (6:27:37 PM) : XDDDDDDDDDDD
Patronizing You (6:30:09 PM) : Did you know that yoga postures are offerings to the 330 million Hindu gods?
Patronizing You (6:30:20 PM) : OH LORD BOLD RED TEXT
LCSarBlack (6:30:21 PM) : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Patronizing You (6:30:29 PM) : I AM SUFFICIENTLY SCARED ENOUGH TO BUY YOUR BOOK
LCSarBlack (6:30:30 PM) : you wanna know something REALLY FUNNY
Patronizing You (6:30:36 PM) : What XDDDDDD
LCSarBlack (6:31:05 PM) : Outside of Judaism and Islam, Hinduism is the religion most like Christianity. In some ways, it's more like Christianity than the other two
LCSarBlack (6:31:25 PM) : And I say that because all of those "330 million gods" or whatever are all just different personality aspects of ONE GOD
LCSarBlack (6:31:34 PM) : they're not actually separate gods
LCSarBlack (6:32:15 PM) : And then there are the three major aspects of the one god: Kali (the destroyer), Vishnu (life and the present), and someone else who I can't remember who was the beginning XD
LCSarBlack (6:32:34 PM) : but those three are all one with the one major God whose name I can't remember either XDDD
Patronizing You (6:32:45 PM) : SARAH, THIS THINKING LEADS YOU AWAY FROM THE BABY JESUS
LCSarBlack (6:32:50 PM) : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LCSarBlack (6:33:02 PM) : I'd never thought about it until our PREACHER LIT TEACHER pointed it out to us xD
LCSarBlack (6:33:12 PM) : PREACHER TEACHER XD
LCSarBlack (6:33:15 PM) : IT RHYMES
Patronizing You (6:33:15 PM) : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LCSarBlack (6:33:35 PM) : but yeah I thought that was interesting.
LCSarBlack (6:33:47 PM) : so it's not like these people even understand what they're arguing against XD
Patronizing You (6:33:51 PM) : Satan is always interesting, Sarah
Patronizing You (6:33:56 PM) : Just remember that
LCSarBlack (6:33:56 PM) : JGKSLRJFLDSJLFe
Edited to add perhaps the best line in the whole article:
But Yoga is NOT Meat!
Edited to add perhaps the best line in the whole article:
But Yoga is NOT Meat!
- Mood: amused
- Music:The Beatles - Hey Jude
I would be remiss if I didn't celebrate. You know, just a little.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
- Mood:
VICTORY
Walking around the neighborhood late last night, Alec and I discussed what sort of things one could yell out in a theatre during Twilight to best annoy Twihards. After about 3 whole minutes of deliberation, the winner was "This is the worst Harry Potter movie I've ever seen!"
- Mood:
very sleepy
- Mood: amused
Patronizing You (7:27:34 PM) : "Mark my words," the Democratic vice presidential nominee warned at the second of his two Seattle fundraisers Sunday. "It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. The world is looking. We're about to elect a brilliant 47-year-old senator president of the United States of America. Remember I said it standing here if you don't remember anything else I said. Watch, we're gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy."
Patronizing You (7:27:48 PM) : *head tilts allllll the way to the side* say whaaaat
The FieryCandle (7:28:31 PM) : i heard about that on the radio :O
The FieryCandle (7:28:37 PM) : such a weirdddd thing to say
Patronizing You (7:28:49 PM) : we're gonna need you to use your influence, your influence within the community, to stand with him. Because it's not gonna be apparent initially, it's not gonna be apparent that we're right."
Patronizing You (7:28:59 PM) : *head tilts around the other way*
The FieryCandle (7:29:18 PM) : xD
Patronizing You (7:29:42 PM) : So I'm asking you now, I'm asking you now, be prepared to stick with us. Remember the faith you had at this point because you're going to have to reinforce us."
Patronizing You (7:29:49 PM) : *head spins around and around*
Personally I have faith in Obama's ability to handle a foreign policy crisis, but for the love of god, Biden! You aren't far enough ahead in the polls to start telling voters they won't be safe unless they vote for McCain!
- Mood:
confounded
Patronizing You (6:34:19 PM) : http://www.zombiepumpkins.com/patterns-p
Marloch999 (6:34:32 PM) : cfhcgfhsedgfdykyf
Patronizing You (6:35:14 PM) : I'd use an obama pumpkin but I can just see mothers grabbing their precious babies and not letting them come here XDDD
Patronizing You (6:35:28 PM) : THATS LIBERAL CANDY
Marloch999 (6:35:32 PM) : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD NO BABY THAT HOUSE IS TAINTED
- Mood: amused
How bad is it that I cannot wait for the Twilight movie?
The more I see of it the more I am assured it's going be the worst and most hilarious film I've seen in...uhm... ever? I mean, seriously. LOLOLOL.
I can't help but have a tiny voice in the back of my head going "Hey, you know there will be other people at that theatre right? And they'll see you there. Seeing it. And think things." I need some sort of t-shirt with LOLFAN stamped across the front. And maybe a matching one that says "ChagrinedCaptive" for the poor sap I end up dragging with me. The only thing worse than going to see Twilight is going to see it alone.
- Music:face to face - daft punk
Patronizing You (11:48:37 PM) : people that take pictures of dolls should be shot.
The FieryCandle (11:48:55 PM) : i agree :D
Patronizing You (11:48:58 PM) : I think I'll start a crusade. This is how strongly I feel.
Patronizing You (11:49:19 PM) : there is a picture like this on the front page of deviantart every day
Patronizing You (11:49:20 PM) : http://hiritai.deviantart.com/art/I-m-ov
Patronizing You (11:49:45 PM) : "it's so perfectly him"
Patronizing You (11:49:58 PM) : What? A doll? Yes thats pretty much what he is alright
The FieryCandle (11:52:02 PM) : Ugh That is pretty lame
PUSFDP
People's Union for Shooting Fucking DOLL PHOTOGRAPHERS.
ooommmmmmmmmmffffffffffggggggggggggggggg
its my lj.
i'll have to fill the gaps of time here.
1. twilight is the worst
2. this is the best.
and thats all she wrote.
The impact the news has on everyone(nearly) is a little ..what word should I use, odd? x) I learned about it via text message, my exact respond being "WHAT!!!" And everyone I spread the news to since has said pretty much the same. My phone has known muuuch activity today, and it seems so strange considering an actor we never really talked about or thought of much before, ever. Even general chat in WoW was exploding. And it seems the news reached me 3 hours after they found him. I could almost see in my mind the information shooting from person to person, spanning the entire nation as rapidly as rushing water. Hm!
Also, is it just me or was the democratic presidential debate on monday hilarious? I don't think I've ever used that word to describe political discussion before. Anyway, them candidates sure is sassy, ain't they?
- Mood:
bored
- Mood: amused
- Mood:
sick
SO, I did go to get that ultrasound done. The actual ultrasound came out to 134 bucks, so no big deal there. Now I just have to wait for results to find out if the big deal is about to hit me over the head.
The whole exam freaked me out. The woman running the machine was quiet for ages as she ran the thingybob over my ovaries. She finally admitted she couldn't find my right ovary gdsgfhaslkdk. She turned the screen over for me to see as if I could point out the damn thing for her. So she looked and looked, and had a more experience woman come in who couldn't spot it either. I'm laying there looking at the mysterious swirling black nether of my insides, absolutely convinced that the other ovary just up and left one night.
So needless to say they had to look from the inside instead. ]:< This part was so ridiculously painful and long. I was shaking and ready to punch them both in the face by the end of it. The nurses or whatever couldn't have been more horrible, what with one's total inexperience and the other's cold irritation with the first. They talked to each other the entire time and discussed the screen as if I was a practice dummy to be learned on. Meanwhile, I lay there twisting a rag in my fists trying desperately not to kill them and eat their faces.
One of them mumbled "two seperate cysts" to the other, even though it's very illegal for them to mention anything. I'll have to wait on my doctor to call to find out anything officially. Ever since that exam it's been hurting like never before. I hope they had fun poking it relentlessly. >_<
Anyway, cross your fingers for me. I applied for tenncare there before the whole procedure, so IF I get accepted then they'll go back and pay for this whole mess. The only whisper of a chance I have is being under 21 still. Otherwise I wouldn't hold my breath. *holds tongue on political issues*
On a lighter note, I have a new journal layout made by ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small}
thefulcrum. I usually am stubborn and make my own shoddy ones, but this one was so pretty and I was feeling particularly lazy. Check it outz, mang.
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