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Edit: Okay I lied. Here's some ToHo chat.
( GERMANY POWAAA... MAKE UP!! )
I am now single after nearly 4 years of dating Craig. A lot of people have been remarking that I don't seem very upset or depressed or what have you. I really don't have a good explanation why I'm not falling to pieces. Maybe it's just because I saw the end coming for quite a while before it actually happened. Growing apart from someone you love is unbearable and oddly unstoppable.
Being single isn't so bad, but I'm definitely not used to it yet. Luckily I have people to keep me from feeling lonely. If i didn't have such great friends I'd be more of a wreck for sure.
As for work, I'm currently at Borders. It's a pretty decent job except for the fact that they won't give me any hours at all and I'm feeling choked for cash. Nothing is worse than a payday when you can't afford to buy anything fun. :,(
Man this is the world's most boring journal entry of all time. Something fun needs to happen asap. Like TH going on tour. I neeeeeed a TH concert like nobody's business. It'll take my mind off the fact that I can't afford to scamper up to New York for a signature.
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tired
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amused
Four First Names of Crushes I Had
I'm guessing this means a crush that was never reciprocated or that I was too chickenshit to admit to, so...
1. Corey
2. Tim (I think that was his name anyway. This is hard.)
3. Adam (Ahhh, middle school. Wait... these were all in middle school. )
4. Uhhh .... JakeGyllenhaal.
Four Pieces of Clothing I Wish I Still Owned
1. My ridiculously awesome Mp3 shirt from threadless. It was my favorite shirt in all the land and is decomposing in some landfill now, ripped to shreds. I should have kept it and made pompoms.
2. My sandals that looked kind of like they were a woven basket material. For no apparent reason I loved them viciously and as with most things, the force of my love destroyed them.
3. My brown hooded sweater that I lent to a friend. It was my very favorite thing to wear in fall and she borrowed it and disappeared into the night. I hope it keeps her warm in distant lands.
4. The warm black felt coat that my pet rat chewed up. I would have much preferred my coat to have chewed up my pet rat.
Four Professions I Secretly Want to Try
1. Secretly, huh? Uhmm okay then, acting, I suppose. Like in plays. And only plays I liked.
2. Comic artist. Is that even a secret to anyone? I doubt it but there it is.
3. Professional sexy guy dater.
4. Honestly. if I knew what profession I wanted to be I'd be in school for it.
Four Musicians I’d Most Want to Go On a Date With
1. Bushido. The German, not the Way of the Warrior. JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED.
2. Mika. But I'd have a feeling we'd just end up checking out guys together at the mall.
3. Any member of Dir en grey. Or all of them at once.
4. I bet Jake Gyllenhaal has written at least one song or limmerick.
Four Foods I’d Rather Throw Than Eat
1. Pudding.
2. Onions.
3. Combos.
4. Celery.
Someone come to my house. I want to have a pudding-onions-combos-celery fight.
Four Things I Like to Sniff
1. Arm & Hammer Essentials Lavender & White Linen Dryer Sheets. I am so serious. Buy these and sniff them.
2. Victoria's Secret "Pure Seduction" body mist. It's apparently Casaba melon, plum, and freesia but I just call it a nose orgy.
3. Craig.
4. My clothes to see if I can get another day out of them. HAAAA kidding. Yeah, totally kidding.
- Location:mah room
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hungry - Music:George Lopez on tv
I finally got around to seeing Twilight today. Er, yesterday by now actually. It was... well. It was almost unfairly better than the book. I mean, don't get me wrong, it totally lived up to the hilarity I expected, but I just couldn't get over how they turned it into an almost-story with characters that had personalities. Freaky.
There were moments when I actually laughed out loud at how ridiculous things were. One instance of this was when Carlisle just walked into the room. MY GOD. He doesn't even look normal by vampire standards and he's supposed to blend in with humans every day? Other things that made me lol? Pretty much anything that Edward did or said.
On the subject of Edward, if you've read the books he's apparently supposed to be the pinnacle of absolute beauty and perfection, right? So what's the logical thing to do when casting him? Take a decently handsome guy (lol hair) and make him as unnattractive-looking as possible, DUH! It's almost cruel considering how they made Mr. Totally Nondescript and Not Remarkable in the Slightest Way Baddie Vamp kind of ...Oh, wow hot. The director also must think it's very sexy to be on the verge of tears 24/7 because seriously? I wanted to hand Edward a tissue, CONSTANTLY. He looked about three seconds from bawling from start to finish.
I can't say too much about any of the supporting cast because they had about two lines each. The majority of the acting was terribad and the scenes were dumb because the movie had to do what was in the book, unfortunately. But they improved on a few scenes, too. Off the top of my head I can say the Big Fight scene was a lot better than I expected and I actually covered my mouth in suprise at some bits. Mainly "Holy shit leg" and "holy shit HEAD!"
In conclusion, if I had to summarize Twilight in three words I would have to go with So Much Slowmo. So taken in by the epic slowmotion was I that I walked out to the car that way. Not only that, but because of all the slowmo walking scenes they used in the movie now there's none left for any other movie, ever. That's it, guys. All out.
Oh, and definitely go read Twilight in Fifteen Minutes. Lolarious.
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amused
Just got back from a 2-night stay up at Tennessee Tech visiting The Cousin. It's kind of nice every now and then to be plunged into an entirely new social circle, though being a relatively reserved person I mostly just "tread water." Dorm life looks like a lot of fun to me, but maybe that's just because I only ever catch a few short glimpses of it.
In other news, Craig bought me the Wrath of the Lich King EP!! I had fully expected to never play it, ever. I don't know if it'll get its hooks into me like it used to, but I have sort of missed being an awesome enhancement shaman. Won't get to install it til later tonight, though.
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drained
(gooey sappy patriotic mush. you know you love it.)
ETA: Whuups. Fixed.
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sleepy
Sometimes real life is just far, far better than satire could ever hope to be as proven by this article explaining just why we need a Christian alternative to yoga.
I call yoga “the missionary arm of Hinduism and the New Age movement.” We don’t often think of other religions having missionaries, but the philosophy and practice of yoga have been primary tools of Hindu “missionaries” to America since “Indian priest and mystic” Swami Vivekananda introduced yoga to the West at the 1893 World’s Fair in Chicago.
Edited to add perhaps the best line in the whole article:
But Yoga is NOT Meat!
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amused - Music:The Beatles - Hey Jude
I would be remiss if I didn't celebrate. You know, just a little.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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VICTORY
Walking around the neighborhood late last night, Alec and I discussed what sort of things one could yell out in a theatre during Twilight to best annoy Twihards. After about 3 whole minutes of deliberation, the winner was "This is the worst Harry Potter movie I've ever seen!"
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very sleepy
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amused
Personally I have faith in Obama's ability to handle a foreign policy crisis, but for the love of god, Biden! You aren't far enough ahead in the polls to start telling voters they won't be safe unless they vote for McCain!
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confounded
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amused
How bad is it that I cannot wait for the Twilight movie?
The more I see of it the more I am assured it's going be the worst and most hilarious film I've seen in...uhm... ever? I mean, seriously. LOLOLOL.
I can't help but have a tiny voice in the back of my head going "Hey, you know there will be other people at that theatre right? And they'll see you there. Seeing it. And think things." I need some sort of t-shirt with LOLFAN stamped across the front. And maybe a matching one that says "ChagrinedCaptive" for the poor sap I end up dragging with me. The only thing worse than going to see Twilight is going to see it alone.
- Music:face to face - daft punk
PUSFDP
People's Union for Shooting Fucking DOLL PHOTOGRAPHERS.
ooommmmmmmmmmffffffffffggggggggggggggggg
its my lj.
i'll have to fill the gaps of time here.
1. twilight is the worst
2. this is the best.
and thats all she wrote.
The impact the news has on everyone(nearly) is a little ..what word should I use, odd? x) I learned about it via text message, my exact respond being "WHAT!!!" And everyone I spread the news to since has said pretty much the same. My phone has known muuuch activity today, and it seems so strange considering an actor we never really talked about or thought of much before, ever. Even general chat in WoW was exploding. And it seems the news reached me 3 hours after they found him. I could almost see in my mind the information shooting from person to person, spanning the entire nation as rapidly as rushing water. Hm!
Also, is it just me or was the democratic presidential debate on monday hilarious? I don't think I've ever used that word to describe political discussion before. Anyway, them candidates sure is sassy, ain't they?
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bored
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amused
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sick
SO, I did go to get that ultrasound done. The actual ultrasound came out to 134 bucks, so no big deal there. Now I just have to wait for results to find out if the big deal is about to hit me over the head.
The whole exam freaked me out. The woman running the machine was quiet for ages as she ran the thingybob over my ovaries. She finally admitted she couldn't find my right ovary gdsgfhaslkdk. She turned the screen over for me to see as if I could point out the damn thing for her. So she looked and looked, and had a more experience woman come in who couldn't spot it either. I'm laying there looking at the mysterious swirling black nether of my insides, absolutely convinced that the other ovary just up and left one night.
So needless to say they had to look from the inside instead. ]:< This part was so ridiculously painful and long. I was shaking and ready to punch them both in the face by the end of it. The nurses or whatever couldn't have been more horrible, what with one's total inexperience and the other's cold irritation with the first. They talked to each other the entire time and discussed the screen as if I was a practice dummy to be learned on. Meanwhile, I lay there twisting a rag in my fists trying desperately not to kill them and eat their faces.
One of them mumbled "two seperate cysts" to the other, even though it's very illegal for them to mention anything. I'll have to wait on my doctor to call to find out anything officially. Ever since that exam it's been hurting like never before. I hope they had fun poking it relentlessly. >_<
Anyway, cross your fingers for me. I applied for tenncare there before the whole procedure, so IF I get accepted then they'll go back and pay for this whole mess. The only whisper of a chance I have is being under 21 still. Otherwise I wouldn't hold my breath. *holds tongue on political issues*
On a lighter note, I have a new journal layout made by
thefulcrum. I usually am stubborn and make my own shoddy ones, but this one was so pretty and I was feeling particularly lazy. Check it outz, mang.
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sick
